Yo mama so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's butt so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo Mama so fat, her ass has its own zip code!

Yo mama so fat, when it rains her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't eat with a fork -- she eats with a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a talking scale it says, "One at a time, please!"

Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls then the town bakery.

Yo mama so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama so fat she bent over and got arrested for selling crack!

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny, her pants have one belt loop

Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon for a band aid!

Yo mama so poor she eats Top Ramen without the water.

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.