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We all love our beautiful blondes, yeah baby! But comon now, blondes can be mighty.... ummm.... DUMB! Here are the best "dumb blonde" jokes you will find on the web!
Did you hear about the blonde prostitute? She was so dumb she ended up working in a warehouse!
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven! One to hold the light bulb and six to turn the ladder around and around!
Someone called the blonde on the phone: "Is this five two six, seventy-seven six eight?" the caller asked.
"No," replied the blonde. "This is five two six, seven seven six eight."
"Oh," said the caller. "Sorry to bother you."
"That's okay," replied the blonde. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway!"
Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?
A: "I'm sooo drunk!"
Q: What do you call a blonde in the library?
A: Lost!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q. Why did the blonde get off the bus backwards?
A. She heard someone say, "Let's grab her seat when she gets off!"
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 5:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing... I've been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
Q. Why did the blonde wear two jackets while painting the walls of her house?
A. On the paint can it said, "For best results use two coats."
Q. What do you call a blonde with an IQ of 75?
A. The world's smartest blonde!
Q. What goes SCREECH-VROOOM, SCREECH-VROOOM, SCREECH-VROOOM?
A. A blonde driving through a flashing red light.
Q. How did the blonde burn her ear?
A. The phone rang while she was ironing!
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
A. It said "concentrate" on it!
Q. How are blondes like yesterday's coffee?
A. They are a little weak in the bean!
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road?
A. Because Macy's was on the other side!
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
Q. What is five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade!
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier..."
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q. How does a blonde turn on the lights after having intercourse?
A. She kicks open the car door!
Q. How does a blonde high-five?
A. She smacks herself in the forehead.
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